I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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