oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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