WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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