We're facebook friends in real life
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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