I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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