So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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