I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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