That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
