Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Houston, we have a squirter
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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