I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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