I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
it wasn't lemon gatorade
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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