hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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