Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
