have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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