i think i have herpe
just one?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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