ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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