He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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