I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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