This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
What drink are we having for lunch?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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