your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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