My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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