Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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