let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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