If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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