Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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