I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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