One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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