when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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