i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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