naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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