He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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