have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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