You work out of a Hotel?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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