He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
