Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Randomize
