This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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