You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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