talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My feet surprised me
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