You work out of a Hotel?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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