I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We need to rekindle our bromance
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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