You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We talked him into tasing himself.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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