It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Couch. On fire.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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