we're blogging at a bar
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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