Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Your penis caused this!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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