They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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