dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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