But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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