You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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