I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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