is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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