people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
