i need an iv and a liver transplant
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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